My name is Aaron. This is my website. I used to write a blog for the television program The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, and make web videos for Late Night with Conan O'Brien... All traces of which have been wiped off the web. Yeah. That sucks. Now I work at CONAN on TBS. It's RAD. ;)

But hey! I Facebook it up in Here. I've been known to Twitter around over Here. I like to play nerdy Internet Risk under the name "pirateman" Here. And when I was a kid, I was in this movie right Here.

I like the cut of your jib. Let's be friends, eh?
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Once again, planes being tossed around in a bunch of tornadoes is a TERRIBLE CHOICE OF CARPET FOR AN AIRPORT, PHOENIX. (at Southwest Airlines at PHX)

Met a guy who had the same tattoo as his shirt. Makes me feel better about my “If you can read this, the bitch fell off” tramp stamp.

Met a guy who had the same tattoo as his shirt. Makes me feel better about my “If you can read this, the bitch fell off” tramp stamp.

Jeff Goldblum is literally the best.

Jeff Goldblum is literally the best.

Someone needs to do some… Weeding? THANK YOU GOODNIGHT

Someone needs to do some… Weeding? THANK YOU GOODNIGHT