My name is Aaron. This is my website. I used to write a blog for the television program The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, and make web videos for Late Night with Conan O'Brien... All traces of which have been wiped off the web. Yeah. That sucks.

But hey! I Facebook it up in Here. I've been known to Twitter around over Here. I like to play nerdy Internet Risk under the name "pirateman" Here. And when I was a kid, I was in this movie right Here.

I like the cut of your jib. Let's be friends, eh?
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(Source: billydarley)

THIS IS AN ACTUAL WORK EMAIL I JUST RECEIVED

Next Friday we will be holding a Goldeneye Tournament.

N64 Goldeneye is currently up and running in the second floor conference room if you would like to brush up on your skills.  It will be there for the remainder of the day.  Also next to the system is the sign up sheet for the tournament.  Buy in is one US dollar, you have a week to save.

I am very, very lucky to work where I do

What’s the best work email you’ve ever gotten? Post it in the comments below!

mikekarnell:

twelveintwelve:

Although this isn’t technically the first “Record” we’re breaking, we felt the need to make a video about our “12 Records In 12 Months” project when we were drunk at a party.

Also, Karnell calls Wade out on his lame asshole shit.

Big Bley and I are going to break one record a month in 2012 (12 In ‘12) and we’re not putting up with Wade’s shit anymore.

THIS IS A GO.

Also, I had no idea this video was on my phone until about 20 minutes ago. 

Robotic Willy: Growing up is hard to do

roboticwilly:

I’m 35.

I’m afraid of the dark.

sometimes (like now) when I’m thirsty I won’t get up because I don’t want to deal with getting up in the middle of the night and being scared because the adrenaline usually wakes me up so that I can’t get back to sleep.

I should probably start growing up.

I…

Love love love this post. I’ll open a geode with you too, man.

But not if Karnell is there.

pleasexcusethemess:

stephanie gonot

She’s the greatest!

pleasexcusethemess:

stephanie gonot

She’s the greatest!