My name is Aaron. This is my website. I used to write a blog for the television program The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, and make web videos for Late Night with Conan O'Brien... All traces of which have been wiped off the web. Yeah. That sucks. Now I work at CONAN on TBS. It's RAD. ;)

But hey! I Facebook it up in Here. I've been known to Twitter around over Here. I like to play nerdy Internet Risk under the name "pirateman" Here. And when I was a kid, I was in this movie right Here.

I like the cut of your jib. Let's be friends, eh?
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jonahray:

Q: So, you want to start a record label?
A: YES, because I hate my money and want to do something that’ll be fun. With AST RECORDS I am now starting my own imprint label:
                     LITERALLY FIGURATIVE RECORDS
I am gonna put out the stuff I like in the hopes that other people will too. Also, to maybe shed some light on some comics and bands that I really dig that people may not know about. This is a comedy label, this is a music label, this is probably some weird vanity project. Fuck it, though. 
What’s in store for releases? 
-Vinyl of NICK YOUSSEF’S DEBUT ALBUM “STOP NOT OWNING THIS”
-THE DEBUT 7” RECORD OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE NEW LA COMEDIANS “PAIGE WELDON”
-The first LP from the legendary MATT DWYER
And this is the fun one, a split 7” series with a comic on one side and band they are friends with on the other called:
THE MUTUAL APPRECIATION SOCIETY!
Releases in this continuing series to include…
Sean O’connor / Upset
Matt Mira / Jenny Owen Youngs
Alex Hooper / FARTBARF
Wil Wheaton / Nerf Herder
Kyle Clark / Chris Ferren (from Fake Problems)
Jonah Ray (that’s me!) / Mikal Cronin
Powerviolence / Powerviolence
Rhea Butcher / G.S. Schray

Jonah’s starting a rad record label and I CAN’T WAIT for these fucking awesome releases he’s got lined up!!

jonahray:

Q: So, you want to start a record label?

A: YES, because I hate my money and want to do something that’ll be fun. With AST RECORDS I am now starting my own imprint label:

                     LITERALLY FIGURATIVE RECORDS

I am gonna put out the stuff I like in the hopes that other people will too. Also, to maybe shed some light on some comics and bands that I really dig that people may not know about. This is a comedy label, this is a music label, this is probably some weird vanity project. Fuck it, though. 

What’s in store for releases? 

  • -Vinyl of NICK YOUSSEF’S DEBUT ALBUM “STOP NOT OWNING THIS”
  • -THE DEBUT 7” RECORD OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE NEW LA COMEDIANS “PAIGE WELDON”
  • -The first LP from the legendary MATT DWYER

And this is the fun one, a split 7” series with a comic on one side and band they are friends with on the other called:

THE MUTUAL APPRECIATION SOCIETY!

Releases in this continuing series to include…

  • Sean O’connor / Upset
  • Matt Mira / Jenny Owen Youngs
  • Alex Hooper / FARTBARF
  • Wil Wheaton / Nerf Herder
  • Kyle Clark / Chris Ferren (from Fake Problems)
  • Jonah Ray (that’s me!) / Mikal Cronin
  • Powerviolence / Powerviolence
  • Rhea Butcher / G.S. Schray

Jonah’s starting a rad record label and I CAN’T WAIT for these fucking awesome releases he’s got lined up!!

fashionchat2:

EPISODE 2: MALE ACCESSORIES

Fashion not-experts John & Bley lament the lack of male accessories, discuss Bley’s massive collection of watches, and tackle the “Should you wash your jeans” debate. WHY IS THAT EVEN A DEBATE.

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A brand new episode of my new stupid fashion podcast - FASHION CHAT 2 - is up and ready for a tremendous listening experience. Let’s just say I get a liiiiittle worked up about how dudes can’t accessorize. IT’S SOME SERIOUS FUCKING BULLSHIT, BY THE WAY. 

(Also we’re now available on iTunes. Click here to subscribe, y’all!)

We’ve started a thing over at Team Coco called “Twitch Twednesdays”, where I play video games live on Twitch every week. Sometimes special guests stop by, and today - lo and behold - Mr. Conan O’Brien himself came in to mix things up! 

If you’re on Twitch, make sure to follow Team Coco (and me, if you want), and tune in every Wednesday at 3pm ET/Noon PT to check us out and say hi! (Also, tweet @ Team Coco on Twitter with the hashtag #TwitchTwednesday and let us know what games you wanna see us play!

(Also, if you click to make the video above “Fullscreen”, that annoying Twitch bug doesn’t go directly over Conan’s face like it does in the smaller video player above.)

About three weeks later I’m in limbo, literally dying painfully. I’ve thrown my back out I’m so stressed out about the whole thing. It’s Sunday of Memorial Day weekend. I’m in bed at 8 a.m. and I get a text: ‘Ted it’s Bill. Can you meet me at LAX in an hour?’ And I write back, ‘Yeah I’ll be there!’ Murray: ‘I’ll be at baggage claim, flight so-and-so.’

So I take a Vicodin and get in my car and I drive to LAX. I go to baggage claim and there’s a guy in a black rumpled suit holding a card that says ‘B. Murray’ on it. I go, ‘I think I’m with you.’ He says, ‘Yeah?’ I think, oh god, he doesn’t know anything either. Bill Murray comes walking down the hall with his golf bag and goes, ‘Ted? You want to talk about the script? Let’s go for a drive.’

rjvsbley:

The first RJ vs Bley podcast is FINALLY coming next week - and we want to hear what you have to say about our first topic: INTERNET DATING. 

Tell us what you think right here.

Cheers!

- RJ & Bley

It’s weird that I’m reblogging this because I just wrote the original post, but fuck it. Tell us your fucked up internet dating stories! I KNOW YOU’VE GOT ONE.