My name is Aaron. This is my website. I used to write a blog for the television program The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, and make web videos for Late Night with Conan O'Brien... All traces of which have been wiped off the web. Yeah. That sucks. Now I work at CONAN on TBS. It's RAD. ;)

But hey! I Facebook it up in Here. I've been known to Twitter around over Here. I like to play nerdy Internet Risk under the name "pirateman" Here. And when I was a kid, I was in this movie right Here.

I like the cut of your jib. Let's be friends, eh?
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The boys talk to Audrey, who bakes cakes and brings them to bars as an ingenious plot to meet dudes.

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It’s important you watch this. I - I just don’t know what to say. I feel both horribly embarrassed and weirdly giddy?

It was absolutely INSANE that the nice people at AT&T Stadium let us come in and play video games on their screen! It’s the 4th largest in the world, weighs 1.2 million pounds, houses three elevators, uses 30 million light bulbs, cost more to build than the previous Texas stadium… And I got to use it to play Street Fighter 2. Pretty incredible.

The real challenge in shooting this episode of Clueless Gamer was trying to convey to the audience just how big the screen is in real life… And if you want a sense of what it was like to really be there and see us play on that ridiculous monstrosity, I strongly urge you all to check out the amazing Conan360 Behind the Scenes video - and you can see a different intro, a different outro, and a few of the games that we played that got cut:

If you haven’t seen the video of David Letterman’s retirement announcement, here it is. Watch the whole thing. It’s worth it.

I’m sad to see Dave go, and I’m happy that he’s going out the way he wants. People say Johnny Carson was the greatest late night TV host, but I never could really relate to Carson - he always seemed too cool, too composed, too perfect. The guy drove a fucking white corvette, for fuck’s sake. I became a comedian because I felt like I wasn’t one of those people. I looked weird, I had weird ideas about things. I was a bumbling fool who made things up as I went along. I saw in Dave what I saw in myself, and I loved him for it. Carson floated up in the clouds. Dave was down here with us on the ground. And he was funny.

It saddens me to watch the video above and, as he’s trying to tell a story that’s important to him, have the audience just mindlessly laugh - it doesn’t matter what he’s saying; it’s Dave, Dave is a funny guy, and so the story he’s telling has to be a funny one. This look right here says it all. It says “You assholes have all stopped paying attention.” The audience doesn’t realize that they’re implicit in the crime he’s describing - they’re giving him the same treatment that his wife in the story gave him. To me, that look plainly says “See what’s happening here? This is why I’m retiring.” It’s not that Dave has stopped caring. It’s that everyone else has.

I don’t know if Dave told anyone that he was retiring before he said it on the air. All I know about the man I know from watching his show, but Paul’s “Wait, you really did that?” seemed pretty genuine. And all of a sudden, Dave says he’s retiring. And no one is clapping. And no one is laughing. Except Dave. Because he got you again, motherfuckers. He got you again.

"This is - this is - you actually did this?"

"Yes I did."

BOOM. Checkmate

What an utterly perfect, honest moment. The master does it again. Thanks for everything, Dave. I cannot WAIT to see what the next year holds for the Late Show. I have a feeling it’ll be some of the greatest television we’ve ever seen… Maybe even as good as the last season of Amish Mafia. MAYBE.

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After literally months of waiting, ENJOY THIS BRAND NEW EPISODE! Bley is stuck in a rut - and RJ couldn’t be happier.

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IT’S A NEW EPISODE AND I’M GOING THROUGH A BIT OF A ROUGH TIME THESE DAYS. Buckle up, buttercup. Buckle the fuck up.