January 2012
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THIS IS AN ACTUAL WORK EMAIL I JUST RECEIVED
“Next Friday we will be holding a Goldeneye Tournament.
N64 Goldeneye is currently up and running in the second floor conference room if you would like to brush up on your skills. It will be there for the remainder of the day. Also next to the system is the sign up sheet for the tournament. Buy in is one US dollar, you have a week to save.”
I am very, very lucky to work where I...
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Watchmikekarnell:
twelveintwelve:
Although this isn’t technically the first “Record” we’re breaking, we felt the need to make a video about our “12 Records In 12 Months” project when we were drunk at a party. Also, Karnell calls Wade out on his lame asshole shit.
Big Bley and I are going to break one record a month in 2012 (12 In ‘12) and we’re not putting up with Wade’s shit anymore.
THIS IS A...
Robotic Willy: Growing up is hard to do →
roboticwilly:
I’m 35.
I’m afraid of the dark.
sometimes (like now) when I’m thirsty I won’t get up because I don’t want to deal with getting up in the middle of the night and being scared because the adrenaline usually wakes me up so that I can’t get back to sleep.
I should probably start growing up.
I…
Love love love this post. I’ll open a geode with you too, man.
But not if...
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IT'S A FRIDAY OF TRUTH, YOU GUYS
What I look like in my head:
What I look like in my bed:
What I actually look like:
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I Love Old People
Most days I have a pretty temperate temperament. I have a bad temper, but a long fuse - 99% of the people who know me have never seen me truly upset. Or naked. Both are terrifying.
One of the very few things that really gets my blood up is when people fuck with the elderly. Jokes are jokes - and to me, if it’s a good joke, nothing is off-limits - but actually making fun of or fucking with...
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mike karnell: Lights Out →
mikekarnell:
The other day I overheard a man complaining about how his dog barks and whines whenever he turns the light off.
“It’s getting ridiculous. What’s his fucking problem?”
The dog’s problem is that he’s not a human being and has no idea what electricity is. You know how panicked humans get when…
MIKE KARNELL = THE TRUTH
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Maximalism And You
I am a slob. A slob. Right now my apartment looks like a tornado hit a box set of TLC’s “Hoarders”. I used to say that it’s burglar defense; if any burglar ever broke into my apartment, they’d be all like “Oh, dude, we already hit this one. Let’s move on next door.” BOOM. BURGLARS DEFENSED. Aaron Bleyaert = All Time Brilliant Genius (also...
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BIRTHDAY PARTY DEATH FACE
Thank you again to everyone who came out to celebrate with my buddy Kipper and I for our double birthday party last night! I had a goddamned blast.
So, as everyone knows, I am weird and can’t have a regular birthday like a normal adult. I like to have some sort of twist or theme for my birthday party; last year, I asked everyone to anonymously write down a secret they had never told anyone...
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Watchdelbertshoopman:
DS365 - [01/07/2012]
Bley’s Birthday Party
DS365 is my 365 project where I’ll video everyday of my life in 2012, then put it on display for the eyes of the internets.
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Until I finish scanning in all the awesome polaroids from last night, here’s a sweet little video nugget of the party from Mr. Del Shoopman. Nice work, buddy!
“I think it’s important when working in television to understand we are in...”
– - John Rogers @ Kung Fu Monkey. Awesome article from a “Leverage” writer about finding balance in television writing.
[also via Wil Wheaton]
I THINK I NEED TO EAT MORE SALAD
Dinner: Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich
Dinner: Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich
Dinner: Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich
Dinner: Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich
Dinner: Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich
Dinner: Cottage Cheese and Cool Ranch Doritos
Dinner: Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich
Dinner: Anderson Cooper 360
Dinner: I hate myself
Dinner: No you don’t
Dinner:...
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December 2011
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2011
The Door Of My Fridge, 12/31/11
I’ve never really thought of December 31st as the end of the year, and sitting on my floor writing this blog entry, I still don’t. I think of the end of Winter as the end of the year, and Fall (or Autumn, if you’re feeling romantic) as the beginning of the new one. That being said, everyone is writing about this part year, and if there’s...
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I love Hitchens, but I would say that the exact opposite is true: Funny women are much more attractive and well adjusted. Boring people are the broken ones.
“A funny woman, no matter how conventionally lovely, generally has to accept that she’ll also be perceived as a little bit funny looking. When she gets a laugh, she risks subliminally conveying the message that she’s making up for some hidden...
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WatchIt is INSANELY WINDY tonight. For pussies who are afraid of a little wind, I explain how to protect yourself. GROW A PAIR, NANCY.
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November 2011
22 posts
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WatchHere is a list of things I’ve bought while drunk. As nearly all my friends will attest, this is only a partial list.
Very partial.
“You can treat something with reverence. You can treat it with irreverence. You...”
– Drew McWeeny, in an excellent article of how and why FanFiction is changing Hollywood for the better
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WatchIn today’s video, I explain how to be me. The process is easier than you’d expect.
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WatchDear people at Detroit Metro Airport: If you see someone desperately trying to record a video blog before they have to board a plane back to Los Angeles California, try your best to ignore them. I know I look stupid. I know that.
Enjoy today’s video.
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WatchMy buddy Pete introduces me to Keno… And then to something much, much worse.