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It’s the end of the world as we know it… And I feel fine. - Simulation of a giant...

And now, over to you Sarah Palin… Wow. She doesn’t even make a competent sportscaster,...

“Nagin warned that all but a “skeleton crew” of...”
— Holy fuck. I can’t...

Goor is Out The Door

“Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000...”
— BBC NEWS | Americas | McCain...

I Could Also Gold Medal In "Poor Personal...

Conan Vs. Tiger Vs. Canada

“Son of rap producer Dr. Dre found dead; Andre Young Jr. was...”
— Man… That sucks. Guess...

What a completely crazy lunatic this woman is. I kept yelling “SHUT THE FUCK UP” at the...

“Detroit is the poorest large city in the country, according...”
— Detroit is poorest big city in...

Busy as a Bee, Bendy as a Knee

“The Obama and Clinton camps have worked out an agreement to...”
— SFGate: Politics Blog :...

My Personal Commitment to Faketegrity

“By the day’s end, doctors at Ochsner Medical Center...”
— Slidell boy recounts fight...

The Last Peach in Queens: I’ve officially picked all...

Ha ha ha! You fucker. Daily Kos: State of the Nation

“Le Pétomane was the stage name of the French professional...”
— Le Pétomane - Wikipedia, the...

“There’s always a moment when you start to fall out of love,...”
— Douglas Adams (via...

“Pandora is one of the nation’s most popular Web radio...”
— http://www.washingtonpost.com/w...

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Stupid aaron forgot his stupid keys back in his stupid parents house in stupid Michigan and so he is...

I love new york. I LOVE new york. There’s no better place for a lad to live. New york, I will...

Ahhhh, muzzarella pizza. Is anything more delicious?

Giving Em Eargasms With My Mellow Accent

Take Me To The River...The AWESOME River!

Trivia night @ baker street pub!

Can you blame him? Kittens taste delicious!

Feeling a Bit N*E*R*Dy? Mmm?

That Totally Tux!

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