December 2010
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I Write A Lot of Crap, and Most of It Goes Nowhere
Case in point: This little gem that I found in my “drafts” folder while I was trying to not write something tonight. Enjoy.
The Messtaurant: A Restaurant For Babies.
Ever sit at the kid’s table at Thanksgiving? Well, just imagine a whole restaurant that’s one big kids table! You haven’t been out with your spouse for a night on the town in months… But all the...
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I’ve said it before, I’m saying it now and I’m sure I’ll be saying it again a million times, DANIELS are AMAZING! I seriously love what these guys do.
No joke: One of the best videos I’ve seen this holiday season! Check it out!
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WatchThis makes me laugh every time I see it. (The audio kind of sucks on this video, but it was the only one I could find online). I wasn’t so much a fan of Toy Story 3, but I am constantly impressed with how great Pixar’s movies are - especially when it comes to great physical comedy and timing. If you haven’t seen Ratatouille, (which is what I think this short preceded) you are...
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AARON'S FOOLPROOF WAY TO KEEP YOURSELF HUMBLE.
I will never, ever, EVER turn into an a-hole. How do I know? Easy: I have constructed an airtight, watertight, and completely foolproof method for staying grounded in reality. Here’s the secret:
If I ever get to the point where I might get a big head or turn into some sort of corvette driving, supermodel dating, ponytail growing, white fur coat wearing turd of a person, all I ever...
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I HAVE AN EASIER TIME ACCEPTING ZOMBIES THAN I DO...
My foot has been fucked up for the past few weeks. It’s either broken, or I’m going to have to figure out some weird foot stretches to loosen up the ol’ paw. Stretches? Yes. Stretches. I am turning into an old man.
Speaking of the walking dead, the season finale of AMC’s The Walking Dead aired last week. It was okay. Not anywhere as sweet as the comic book, but then...
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The Art Of The Short Story
I’ve been writing a lot of short stories lately. It’s hard.
I think I’ve said this before, but David Mitchell is one of my favorite authors of all time. I’m currently up to my elbows in his most recent book, The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet, which is beautiful and smart. His novel Cloud Atlas is an incredible book on any level you care to name, and in Black Swan...
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I'm Going To Hell Anyway, So Might As Well Get A...
My landlord died last week. Dropped over dead. His name was James, and he was an incredibly nice, friendly guy who totally helped me out in every possible way a landlord could help. He died last Wednesday.
And here’s the thing.
I am a prick. A dick. An a-hole. A jagweed. The first thing I thought of when I heard that he had passed away was the fact that my wall - that had been all torn...
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THE HUMAN RACE CAN DETERMINE THE COMPOSITION OF AN...
Science, you have failed me.
In other news, Tumblr is back. And I am back on Tumblr. I had like a thousand things to say when the big T was all no worky, but now that it’s back my mind has closed up like a steel trap. A steel trap made of Cheetios and glued together with Diet Coke. Mmmm… Dinner.
What’s up with everyone? I feel like we haven’t talked in forever. Miss...
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