My name is Aaron. This is my website. I used to write a blog for the television program The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, and make web videos for Late Night with Conan O'Brien... All traces of which have been wiped off the web. Yeah. That sucks. Now I work at CONAN on TBS. It's RAD. ;)

But hey! I Facebook it up in Here. I've been known to Twitter around over Here. I like to play nerdy Internet Risk under the name "pirateman" Here. And when I was a kid, I was in this movie right Here.

I like the cut of your jib. Let's be friends, eh?
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Anonymous said: I was promised a picture of Bley in a v-neck! I'm sure it doesn't look that bad.

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Still sure? - Bley

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After The Party

So anyway, the party was terrible so we left and kissed a little bit more on the street outside her place, and for a few moments it felt like nothing had happened and that we were still together and happy. Or at least still together. But then she pulled away and adjusted her wig and looked at her hands and I looked at my hands and in the silence of the moment I stared at the pink scar on my knuckle, the scar from scraping my hand on the bottom of that pool in Puerto Rico the day she told me she loved me for the very first time on the side of the road while the guy from the tow truck place was jumping our car, whispering the words quickly and urgently like a spell that could destroy the world. I kissed her and she laughed and the engine turned over and the tow truck guy looked at us like we were crazy. 

I look back up at her and now she’s looking at me like she wants to say something and that’s when I know why I can’t come up to use the bathroom, it’s because he’s up there and has been and if it’s not him it’s somebody else and I finally understand, I finally “get it” and it’s all finally clear or maybe it was always clear how finally everything was but now I’ve actually finally got it through my big thick dumb head so instead of trying to kiss her any more I stick my hand with the scar on it in my pocket and give her a nod and say “Okay” and turn and start walking away. I want her to call after me but she doesn’t so I keep walking.

I walk and walk and walk and later I get in a cab and months later I am standing outside a karaoke bar talking to a girl while she smokes her last cigarette and I say something that makes her laugh a big throaty laugh and I look down at my hands and the pink scar on my knuckle from that one day in Puerto Rico is gone like it was never there at all.