My name is Aaron. This is my website. I used to write a blog for the television program The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, and make web videos for Late Night with Conan O'Brien... All traces of which have been wiped off the web. Yeah. That sucks. Now I work at CONAN on TBS. It's RAD. ;)

But hey! I Facebook it up in Here. I've been known to Twitter around over Here. I like to play nerdy Internet Risk under the name "pirateman" Here. And when I was a kid, I was in this movie right Here.

I like the cut of your jib. Let's be friends, eh?
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Anonymous said: Do you guys notice any differences between dating New York vs. LA girls? Do you prefer one over the other? What are the differences between dating in NyC vs. LA?

rjandbleysuckatgirls:

DATING IN NYC

DATING IN LA

So last night this dude got drunk and played Skyrim

If this was a TV show, I would watch the shit out of it.

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pleatedjeans:

thetomska:

swagger

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Anonymous said: Calories in 1 McNugget = 47. Approximate caloric needs of a 200-lb sedentary man = 2700. 57 nugs per day = breaking even. If reducing calories by 3500 per week means losing 1 pound, then 50 nugs per day = lose 0.7 pounds per week. Like tears... in rain...

rjandbleysuckatgirls:

Bley?… Is that you? -RJ

WHO CAN JUST STOP EATING MCNUGGETS AT #57?! - Bley

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