I love Hitchens, but I would say that the exact...

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I love Hitchens, but I would say that the exact opposite is true: Funny women are much more attractive and well adjusted. Boring people are the broken ones.

“A funny woman, no matter how conventionally lovely, generally has to accept that she’ll also be perceived as a little bit funny looking. When she gets a laugh, she risks subliminally conveying the message that she’s making up for some hidden deficiency, that she’s sad or irreparably broken.”
-Meghan Daum, Christopher Hitchens Gets the Last Laugh, L.A. Times

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