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THIS IS A LIST OF NAMES THAT I WOULD NAME MY PIG, IF I OWNED ONE

Fido
Wiggly
Starsky
Mr. Sherman
Pig Pig
Chompers
127 Hours, The Pig
Audrina Patridge Is An Empty Shell Of Nothingness
Curly James
Frodo
Piggy P. Pigglesbottom, The Mayor of Pigtown
Morning Star Beauty/Sadness(love?) Exploding
Tiny Little Bacon Man
Lovely
Charlotte’s Web Had A Pig In It
Smoke-Bomb
Pork Chop: The Prequel
Aaron Bleyaert, Jr.

What would you name YOUR pig, if you got one? I’ll pick someone’s answer at random and not buy them a pig.

Oh Piggy P. Pigglesbottom… You are quite a pig.

Pigs

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Alexander Ragsdale III.
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that I come up with pales in comparison to these names.
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