HEY! IT’S SHAMELESS PLUG O’CLOCK!
Jonah Ray is a hilarious comic, good looking dude, shitty squash player (I’m guessing), and a good pal. He’s on the fantastic Nerdist Podcast with Chris Hardwick, he was guest on the fantastic Team Coco Podcast and he JUST CAME OUT WITH AN AWESOME NEW STAND UP COMEDY RECORD THAT YOU ALL SHOULD BUY IMMEDIATELY. (Buy it on iTunes right here. I just did.)
If twenty people respond to this post saying that they bought his album, I will tell you all the most recent story of me fucking shit up with a beautiful lady. It’s a deep wound, fresh and painful. If we don’t hit twenty, I will never tell it on the internet. That is both a threat and a promise.
Still not convinced? You fucking dicks. Fine. Here’s a gif I made of him as a zombie fighter/zombie victim:
Seriously. Who uses a floor lamp to try and fight the undead? What a dumbass.
20 people. No lying. Whaddya got?