My name is Aaron. This is my website. I used to write a blog for the television program The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, and make web videos for Late Night with Conan O'Brien... All traces of which have been wiped off the web. Yeah. That sucks. Now I work at CONAN on TBS. It's RAD. ;)

But hey! I Facebook it up in Here. I've been known to Twitter around over Here. I like to play nerdy Internet Risk under the name "pirateman" Here. And when I was a kid, I was in this movie right Here.

I like the cut of your jib. Let's be friends, eh?
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THIS IS A LIST OF NAMES THAT I WOULD NAME MY PIG, IF I OWNED ONE

  • Fido
  • Wiggly
  • Starsky
  • Mr. Sherman
  • Pig Pig
  • Chompers
  • 127 Hours, The Pig
  • Audrina Patridge Is An Empty Shell Of Nothingness
  • Curly James
  • Frodo
  • Piggy P. Pigglesbottom, The Mayor of Pigtown
  • Morning Star Beauty/Sadness(love?) Exploding
  • Tiny Little Bacon Man
  • Lovely
  • Charlotte’s Web Had A Pig In It
  • Smoke-Bomb
  • Pork Chop: The Prequel
  • Aaron Bleyaert, Jr.

What would you name YOUR pig, if you got one? I’ll pick someone’s answer at random and not buy them a pig.

Oh Piggy P. Pigglesbottom… You are quite a pig.

Whomever said “never work with children or animals” obviously had never worked with tiny potbelly pigs. They are awesome. They are awesome, and they are in our office today. AND I GET TO HANG OUT WITH THEM. What’s the opposite of FML? Because that’s what my life is today. Check out today’s Non Denominational Xmas Critter Cam, as we present “Potbelly Pigs At A Tense Holiday Dinner With The Family”. We’re just about to put wigs on the pigs. Enjoy. (Photo courtesy of John Wooden because I don’t own an iPhone)

Whomever said “never work with children or animals” obviously had never worked with tiny potbelly pigs. They are awesome. They are awesome, and they are in our office today. AND I GET TO HANG OUT WITH THEM. What’s the opposite of FML? Because that’s what my life is today.

Check out today’s Non Denominational Xmas Critter Cam, as we present “Potbelly Pigs At A Tense Holiday Dinner With The Family”.

We’re just about to put wigs on the pigs.

Enjoy.

(Photo courtesy of John Wooden because I don’t own an iPhone)