BIRTHDAY PARTY DEATH FACE
Thank you again to everyone who came out to celebrate with my buddy Kipper and I for our double birthday party last night! I had a goddamned blast.
So, as everyone knows, I am weird and can’t have a regular birthday like a normal adult. I like to have some sort of twist or theme for my birthday party; last year, I asked everyone to anonymously write down a secret they had never told anyone else. It was fun, it was weird, it was hilarious and eye-opening. People got some shit off their chests and got a free drink in the process. Boom. BDAY PARTY MAGIC.
This year, the twist was obvious: it’s 2012 after all, and the world is going to end in less than 12 months. So, I asked everyone to make a “Birthday Party Death Face”; when the Apocalypse comes, how you gonna go out?! Fire? Flood? Fighting off zombies with a giant machete?!!? The possibilities of how the world is going to end are horrific and endless - AND HERE’S HOW EVERYONE’S GONNA LOOK WHEN IT GOES DOWN:
